In His Own Words
About him
Dullard by nature!
Hello and welcome to my profile.
My hobbies include:
Ready meals and watching Crossroads.
Trying to wean myself off Rightmove porn.
Making coffee out of acorns.
Making tea in a samovar whatever that is.
Collecting antique lawnmowers that don't work
Collecting £2 coins. The jar is almost full which means I have enough for a Holiday Of A Lifetime For Two!
My friends might say about me: "he's a reasonably intelligent, gentle, kind, charitable, nerdy but nice, tactile (steady on) sort of chap, that will be £50 please". Or they might not of course.
Sorry, I'm sorry I'm struggling to be serious about this.
My real hobbies include:
Vegetable gardening (runner beans growing out of my ears, never a good look)
Home cooking, I do like to follow instructions
Reading too much and then some more
Motorhoming in Big Bertha.
Art galleries and museums. I have a theory that the more boring a museum sounds, the more interesting it is. The Bakelite museum outside Weston-Super-Mare being an exception to the rule.
Walkies!
Hydrofoil kayaking
Property
Charitable stuff
Many of those activities you doubtless share?
My personal situation is that I sold my business 4 years ago, am retired and have lots of time for travel and fun.
Like Spike Milligan's Dad, I'm living on my wits and my pension, both hopelessly inadequate. Not really, which is just as well.
About his ideal match
How to describe one's ideal woman?
Looks good in horn-rimmed glasses
Perhaps a retired librarian?
Appreciates a well-ordered card-index system
Early 70s Karen Carpenter dress sense
Sorry, I was going to be serious.
Look forward to hearing from you ...
Best wishes from Herr Dullard X
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Warwick, Warwickshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
62 | |
Star sign: |
Cancer | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Widowed | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Most days | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 300 miles of postcode district CV34 (Warwick) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
53 - 67 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Highbrow |
Party behaviour: |
A wallflower |
Personality traits: |
Faithful; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Quiet; Shy; Stable; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Light |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Classical; Dance / Disco; Folk; Heavy Metal; Jazz; New Age; Opera; Punk; Rock; Scottish; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Religious; Romance; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Self-help; Travel |
TV habits: |
I rarely watch television |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; Motoring; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Soap operas; Sport; Talk shows; Variety shows |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Family contact: |
I rarely see them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Turn-ons: |
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public |
Turn-offs: |
Sarcasm |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Feelings about using Only Older Singles: |
Excited |
Honesty: |
Almost |